如何为招聘面试晚到找借口，确实是一门学问。我觉得，美国一家猎头招聘规定该企业的猎头公司们追忆一下招聘面试晚到或压根未在招聘面试中出面的应聘者都得出了什么最奇怪的原因。如今，让我们一起赏析一下吧。

It’s safe to say, summer is the prime time of year for skipping out on work-related commitments and just chilling. With the silly season winding down, British recruiting firm Aspire asked its headhunters in the U.K., Singapore, and Hong Kong to recall the strangest excuses they’d heard lately from candidates who either came late to job interviews or never turned up at all. Here’s their list:

能够毫无疑问地说，夏季肯定是绕开与工作中有关的全部责任，找一个好去处消夏避暑的金子季节。伴随着这一无趣时节的完毕，美国猎头招聘Aspire规定美国、马来西亚和*香港的猎头公司们追忆一下招聘面试晚到或压根未在招聘面试中出面的应聘者都得出了什么最奇怪的原因。如今，让我们一起赏析一下吧。

“I couldn’t call to cancel because I’ve lost my iPhone.” — email sent from an iPhone

“我无法通电话撤消招聘面试，由于我的iPhone手机丢失。”——一封用iPhone手机上推送的电子邮箱

“I can’t make the interview because my laptop exploded in the middle of the night while I was asleep and I am too traumatized.”

“我无法报名参加招聘面试了，由于昨日深夜正睡觉的时候，笔记本忽然爆炸了，这帮我留有了比较严重的心理创伤。”

“I can’t go to the interview anymore because I spilled apricot jam on the outfit I planned to wear, and I won’t feel as confident in my other clothes.”

“我无法去报名参加招聘面试，由于我一不小心把一些杏梅酱撒在了本准备招聘面试时穿的衣服上，假如穿别的衣服裤子，我也会沒有信心的。”

“I’m unable to do my [interview] presentation as I put my laptop in my girlfriend’s safe overnight, and now we can’t remember the code.”

“我无法开展招聘面试演试了，由于昨天晚上我将笔记本放进女友的保险箱里了，可如今大家两个人都记不起来保险箱的登陆密码。”

“I’m [30 minutes] late because Google Maps was down and I couldn’t find the place.”

“我想晚到三十分钟，由于我的百度地图（Google Map）崩溃了，找不着招聘面试地址。”

“Really bad news, I’m afraid. I went out for dinner last night and have food poisoning. I had mussels at [name of restaurant]. I am not available tomorrow as I have a mini-break booked for Portugal.” — an email sent two hours before the scheduled interview

“简直悲剧的信息。我昨天晚上去外边用餐，結果食物中毒事件了。我是在（某一餐厅名称）吃的贻贝。我明日也没法报名参加招聘面试，由于我早已预订了飞机票和宾馆，我想去西班牙休短假。”——预订招聘面试時间前两个小时推送的电子邮箱。

“Really sorry but I have just arrived at the building and I am not going to be able to make the interview as there is only an elevator to the office and I am claustrophobic.”

“非常抱歉，刚刚到楼底下，但我没法报名参加招聘面试了，由于仅有一部电梯轿厢到招聘面试公司办公室，可我是幽闭恐惧症病人。”

“I went to the wrong office by accident.” — after not showing up for a third, final-stage interview

“我不会当心走不对公司办公室。”——沒有报名参加第三次也是最后一次招聘面试以后

“I can’t go to the interview, as it is raining.”

“我没法报名参加招聘面试，由于外边已经雨天。”

“I am on a juicing diet and don’t feel my brain is working properly at the moment. Can we reschedule when I’ve lost weight?”

“我正在开展打汁减肥瘦身，我感觉如今头脑不太一切正常。可否在我瘦下来以后重新考虑招聘面试？”

Umm, no, that won’t be necessary, but thanks anyway.

呃，不，沒有必需了，但是還是感谢你。